Hello, my name is Mingming. I am to be special friend/domestic servant for Master Dekin. I hope he is good master and does not drag me by leg. I am very happy to be in Beijing. Beijing nice, smelly, but nice.
I make friend Chicky. We are East/West harmony friends. It is much beautiful thing, I think. Ziajian persons!
From Mingming.
Lucky Dekin! Is Mingming a Kung Fu Panda? I am impressed by his awesomeness. What does Mingming mean? Something incredibly dodgy no doubt considering his Patron.
ReplyDeleteMingming is a champ! He is like a Kung Fu Panda but at all martial arts.
ReplyDeleteHe likes: bamboo, learning English, using a straw broom, making new friends, banana daquiris, singing softly to himself and his ancestors.
He dislikes: people who think his name is dirty (it's not), techno music, cats (his smaller, dirtier cousins) and unfriendly people. Oh, and mimes.
hhhmm. I am no fan of cats at the moment.
ReplyDeleteI also dislike unfriendly people. I met some today when I went into vodafone and told them that their advice to my flatmate was expensive rubbish as his new sim card was NOT sufficient to maintain telecommunications with NZ. I asked who wanted to come forward and accept the facer that was coming to the company and one woman was quite tetchy. A very helpful man offered the Vodafone plushie logo for a pasting and I gave it a good knuckle sammie for its arrogance. We all felt better. Except for the horsey-faced lady-man who obviously made a poor underwear selection today. Can't have been my comic genius that discombobulated her....hmmm.
Please let the above be true... I would have loved to have been there!
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